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假如你是李华,你将域名委托在Cloudflare,因故障导致你的网站无法访问,带来了巨大的经济损失,请你写信给Cliudflare表达你最真切地问候。开头已给出不计入总词数。
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Hello Cloudflare Engineer:
Fu*k you cloudflare. Your CDN platform is so sh*t that it takes me 114514 dollars to save my site._________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

娱乐性质,看个乐就完事了,没必要喷我

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来自 13#楼 WZ-Software 昨天20:52

I tried my best to find out the problems of my website but i failed. Then i contacted the supportment. When i try to login into the dashboard, i found that the dashboard cant load in. It said "500 Internal server ERROR". I feel really bad and i open the hostloc.com. Then i saw a lot of MJJs talking about this. I never doubt the biggest CDN company will Breach “100% SLA". I feel board and i open the Minecraft and entered Hypixel. Hypixel uses cloudflare too so i cant play potpvp too. Oh sh*t cloudflare. Your mother cut your father's di*k down and threw it into the dridge for a week.
Do you know how i feel when i find i couldnt download my p**ngraphic videos? I really want to shoot in front u. I think, if u cant keep your SLA for 114.5141919810%, pls dont shouw ur fu*king promise upon the Business and Enterprise Plan. Just learn from GOOGLE.com and Azure.com.
Fu*k U Cloudflare.
Best wishes
Yours MJJ

推荐楼 战神赵日天 昨天20:44

我白票人家cf,我还写这种信,我真不要脸,我呸

推荐楼 breakmyheart 昨天20:46

我白票人家cf,我还写这种信,我真不要脸,我呸

推荐楼 xemhack 昨天20:44

我白票人家cf,我还写这种信,我真不要脸,我呸

推荐楼 xinuu 昨天21:05

我白票人家cf,我还写这种信,我真不要脸,我呸

推荐楼 N0rthkorea 昨天20:44

免费的玩出优越感了

不如你托管到腾讯 再去 f 腾讯?

3楼 云烟 昨天20:44

不用假如,我就是李华,行了吧

6楼 艺术人 昨天20:45

额,你用的免费版还是pro版?

7楼 Smilence 昨天20:45

战神赵日天 发表于 2022-6-21 20:44
我白票人家cf,我还写这种信,我真不要脸,我呸

精辟!!

8楼 joostshao1989 昨天20:45

我白票人家cf,我还写这种信,我真不要脸,我呸

9楼 表妹 昨天20:45

Fu*k Cloudflare from mjj's love

10楼 会呼吸的痛 昨天20:45

FU*K who?
CF给大家白女票了这么多,我为什么要骂它?
应该骂谁,其实大家心里应该都清楚的吧

12楼 lspro 昨天20:47

我白票人家cf,我还写这种信,我真不要脸,我呸

13楼 WZ-Software 昨天20:52

I tried my best to find out the problems of my website but i failed. Then i contacted the supportment. When i try to login into the dashboard, i found that the dashboard cant load in. It said "500 Internal server ERROR". I feel really bad and i open the hostloc.com. Then i saw a lot of MJJs talking about this. I never doubt the biggest CDN company will Breach “100% SLA". I feel board and i open the Minecraft and entered Hypixel. Hypixel uses cloudflare too so i cant play potpvp too. Oh sh*t cloudflare. Your mother cut your father's di*k down and threw it into the dridge for a week.
Do you know how i feel when i find i couldnt download my p**ngraphic videos? I really want to shoot in front u. I think, if u cant keep your SLA for 114.5141919810%, pls dont shouw ur fu*king promise upon the Business and Enterprise Plan. Just learn from GOOGLE.com and Azure.com.
Fu*k U Cloudflare.
Best wishes
Yours MJJ

14楼 WZ-Software 昨天20:53

我白票人家cf,我还写这种信,我真不要脸,我呸

娱乐性质,看个乐就完事了,没必要喷我

15楼 WZ-Software 昨天20:54

我白票人家cf,我还写这种信,我真不要脸,我呸

娱乐性质,看个乐就完事了,没必要喷我。隔壁Q群看到的,就发上来而已

16楼 WZ-Software 昨天20:55

额,你用的免费版还是pro版?

和朋友合租的business

17楼 WZ-Software 昨天20:56

免费的玩出优越感了

不如你托管到腾讯 再去 f 腾讯?

娱乐性质,看个乐就完事了,没必要喷我。隔壁Q群看到的,就发上来而已

18楼 云烟 昨天20:57

I tried my best to find out the problems of my website but i failed. Then i contacted the su ...

鹅鹅鹅,看了,经典

19楼 WZ-Software 昨天20:57

我白票人家cf,我还写这种信,我真不要脸,我呸

娱乐性质,看个乐就完事了,没必要喷我。隔壁Q群看到的,就发上来而已

20楼 WZ-Software 昨天20:58

Fu*k Cloudflare from mjj's love

娱乐性质,看个乐就完事了,隔壁Q群看到的,就发上来而已

22楼 laoxong 昨天21:01

好文章,已偷 https://m.moec.top/notes/91rqnwhyy8

23楼 WZ-Software 昨天21:02

我白票人家cf,我还写这种信,我真不要脸,我呸

娱乐性质,看个乐就完事了,没必要喷我。隔壁Q群看到的,就发上来而已

24楼 WZ-Software 昨天21:03

我白票人家cf,我还写这种信,我真不要脸,我呸

娱乐性质,看个乐就完事了,没必要喷我。隔壁Q群看到的,就发上来而已

25楼 WZ-Software 昨天21:05

好文章,已偷 https://m.moec.top/notes/91rqnwhyy8

谢支持你这个站不错啊

26楼 xinuu 昨天21:05

我白票人家cf,我还写这种信,我真不要脸,我呸

27楼 WZ-Software 昨天21:06

我白票人家cf,我还写这种信,我真不要脸,我呸

没长眼睛还是怎么滴

28楼 会呼吸的痛 昨天21:17

娱乐性质,看个乐就完事了,没必要喷我。隔壁Q群看到的,就发上来而已

我没喷你,我想喷的,其实相比是绝大多数MJJ都想喷的目标吧

29楼 清蒸三文鱼 昨天21:22

我是免费的不好意思这样玩,收费的可以,免费的这样玩很无耻

30楼 charm 昨天21:24

你应该顺便写一个fxxk 高墙的

32楼 hostlocmjj 昨天21:26

我是免费的不好意思这样玩,收费的可以,免费的这样玩很无耻

33楼 WZ-Software 昨天21:27

我是免费的不好意思这样玩,收费的可以,免费的这样玩很无耻

看最下面一行字谢谢您

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